We Regret to Announce the Cancellation of Yet Another Performance

CONCERT CANCELLATION NOTICE- Once again the Brazen Husky. a Honky Tonk and Hardware shop in Spenard, AK is forced to announce that it must cancel a scheduled event. This time it was a performance by the Snits, a Neo-Punk band out of Lymington, U.K. "Advance ticket sales were going into the high negative numbers" said Peter Dunlap-Shohl, a partner in the nightclub, who wished to remain anonymous. "We are actually getting many, many people paying us not to bring them, in fact, based on current income from this non-performance, we are operating in the black for the first time ever." When asked if he had other bands in mind that fit this business model, Dunlap-Shohl would only leer smugly and pat what appeared to be a long list in his jacket breast pocket.