Monday, December 10, 2012

Found and lost: Inconvenient artifact #7

Athenian Tupperware, 3rd Century B.C. Lid missing, still contains petrified Hummus dribbles. Given to an intern on the dig who added it to her collection until it disappeared, as Tupperware inevitably does.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Found and Lost: Inconvenient Artifact #6

As described (and, sadly, eaten) by members of Jacob Roggeveen's expedition in 1722.

"Traffic Snarls" Erupts on the big screen! AIFF will Show Shocking Animated Short!


Hey friends, my hard-hitting mini-epic expose about Anchorage commuting will be goring oxes left, right, and in reverse at the Anchorage International Film festival. You won't want to miss this brutally honest look at transportation issues
and what they say about us when the AIFF brings all the adventure, all the action, all the excitement, to the big screen all over our frosty little town! But Pete, I hear you wail, when and where can I see this masterpiece? Just go to the schedule here. Or, if you insist, you can see it on the teeny screen right here.

Odds Work in Mysterious Ways


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Found and Lost: Inconvenient Artifact #5

Inconvenient Artifact #5. As glimpsed from the Zeppelin "Norge" and described by Roald Admunsen in his secret diary of his 1926 Polar expedition.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Found and Lost, Incovenient artifact #4

Inconvenient artifact #4, Singed fragment of a toga recovered from beneath ruins of Roman city of Pompeii.  The city was buried by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD. This bit of cloth was quietly stuffed in a drawer in 1965, pretty much forgotten about since then.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Found and Lost: Inconvenient Arifact #3

Cave Painting, France. Radiocarbon dated 17,000 years old. Exact location secret until they figure out what the hell is going on.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Found and Lost: Inconvenient Artifact #2

Found on the island of Minos, and hastily reburied.

Found and Lost: Incovenient Artifacts


Bizarre artifact unearthed in Western China. Archaeologists recommend re-burial, as it is "Just too hard to explain".

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Sleep of Reason reproduces Monsters (Homage to Goya)


Here is a drawing done for the show now hanging at the International Gallery of the Contemporary Art.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Thursday, September 20, 2012

We Interrupt this Blog for the Following Commercial Message

New T-shirt from Yours truly. Meet Dirty O'Harra, the wee leprechaun who doesn't believe in luck. That's why he's packin' the wee blunderbus. You want his pot o'gold? be my guest. But you gotta ask yourself...

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New T-Shirt Design: The Worm Ouroboros, Good Eatin'


The Worm Ouroboros is an ancient symbol of infinity, but nowhere does it seem to be written what it tastes like. Well, what else? Impress your friends with your unique knowledge of mythological culinary arcana by ordering the t-shirt, sure to be the talk of your neighborhood, dorm room or cell block. You can get it here.

FDR v. WMR


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

A Traveler's Best friend is His iPad


Drawn with Sketchbook Pro on the iPad while flying from Washington D.C. to Anchorage.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Whiskey Jacks Southern-most Appearance of This Summer



Fresh from our figurative arson of the Gakona Roadhouse, we're prepared to incinerate the Hatcher Pass Music Fest! See Whiskey Jacks LIVE at the Chowder House THIS SATURDAY, August 18, 9351 N Palmer Fishhook Rd, in Palmer. We are on at 9:00 p.m. 

Monday, August 6, 2012

And Now a word from our Sponsor: Dragon-be-gone

Sensing the acute need of another t-shirt in the world, I leap into the breach with this:



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Thank you, we now return you to our sporadic updates.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Rampage in New York? There's a Shirt for That

When I posted this drawing, there arose a hue and cry, an uproar, a veritable demand that it be made available as a shirt.  The invisible hand of the market (in collaboration with the invisible ear) has heard and responded! You may obtain yours here. AvailAble in several sizes, numerous colors, and infinite quantity.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012